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Ready to know exactly where your food comes from?
You can with "The Lazy Gardener's Guide to Growing Your Own!"
In this ebook guide I've condensed my knowledge into the five step “Lazy Gardener” method so you can grow delicious veggies at home in just minutes each day.
Over time, I’ve learned which vegetables are a breeze to grow and which ones will have you pulling your hair out. The shortcuts to getting quality produce for very little effort, and how to set things up like the pros on a micro scale for ultimate efficiency.
By following the steps you'll have a garden overflowing with beautiful produce—where you spend more time relaxing and enjoying homegrown, home-cooked meals with friends than tending to it!
So if you're you ready to have…
✅ A simple way to grow fresh, healthy food for your family without relying on big stores...
✅ A thriving, beautiful garden that brings joy and a sense of pride, and...feels effortless to maintain!
✅ Confidence in knowing exactly where your food comes from—pesticide-free and nutrient-rich.
✅ The pride of saying, “I grew this myself!” and sharing homegrown meals with friends and family.
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You desperately want to grow your own food...
…But your efforts just aren’t paying off.
You’re sinking hours and hours into your plot, yet ending up with barely anything to show for it. 😩
Time you simply don’t have. ⏳
And you can’t understand how all these people on Instagram are harvesting so much food from so little space with way less effort…
Thankfully you don’t need more time, space, or expertise to grow your own food.
You just need way to garden that's possible even if you have...
👶 Kids
💼 A full time job
🏥 Health issues
Or anything else that means time and energy isn’t on your side…
You need a system that works in the real world.
Imagine...
It's a warm summer evening and dinner time is approaching. After a busy day of work and running around after the kids you step outside to your garden and, what was once a source of frustration, is now a quiet haven of abundance.
You wander over to your raised bed and start snipping off fresh, crisp lettuce leaves, still cool from the shade of nearby taller plants.
You pull up a handful of vibrant radishes, brushing off the soil, and spot a perfectly ripe courgette ready to pick.
It all feels so effortless—no hours spent weeding, no complicated schedules—just simple, abundant food.
Your youngest trails behind you, eyes lighting up as they grab a cherry tomato bursting with colour and pop it straight into their mouth. No persuasion needed.
In less than five minutes, you’ve gathered enough for a fresh salad, sautéed courgettes, and even a few green beans to toss into the meal.
No trip to the supermarket. No guilt about plastic packaging or pesticide residues.
Just simple, fresh food straight from the garden.
And as you head inside, you realize that gardening isn’t hard anymore. It doesn’t consume your weekends or require endless knowledge.
It’s just there, providing food like magic.
You’ve finally become that person you were dreaming about—the one who grows their own, cares for the planet, and feeds their family with confidence.
Because this isn’t just about growing vegetables. It’s about who you become when you take control of your food.
You’re not just someone who wants to grow their own food. You’re someone who does.
🌿 The kind of person who effortlessly picks fresh greens for dinner—without the stress or struggle.
💡 The one who no longer worries about what’s really in their food—because they grew it themselves.
🌎 The person who nurtures their family and the planet, all without sacrificing their precious time.
You can be that person.
Introducing...
The Lazy Gardeners Guide to Growing Your Own
The proven system that helps you grow delicious veggies with minimal effort—no matter how little time, space, or experience you have.
This isn’t just another gardening guide—it’s a complete shift in how you grow food.
One that assumes you don’t have loads of free time waiting to be filled and that you can’t sacrifice summer holidays to ensure your veg plot stays watered…
Hi, I’m Sophie, a market gardener who grows and delivers weekly veggie boxes to more than 20 families, all by myself.
That’s right: no staff, no extra hands.
I also have some chronic health issues that mean time and energy are resources I have to manage very carefully.
Over time, I’ve learned which vegetables are a breeze to grow and which ones will have you pulling your hair out. The shortcuts to getting quality produce for very little effort, and how to set things up like the pros on a micro scale for ultimate efficiency.
In this ebook guide I've condensed my knowledge into the five step “Lazy Gardener” method.
The result? By following the steps you'll have a garden overflowing with beautiful produce—where you spend more time relaxing and enjoying homegrown, home-cooked meals with friends than tending to it!
Because you don’t need more time, space, or expertise to grow your own food—you just need the right approach.
🌿 Gardening can be easy, let me show you how!
Here's how it works:
STEP ONE:
The first step is the easiest and quickest—simply identify what you already love to eat. That way, you’ll only grow vegetables that actually make it onto your plate instead of wilting away in the fridge. 🥕
STEP TWO:
For step two, we cross reference your list to the “Lazy Gardener Approved” veggies list—these are the veggies I’ve handpicked to ensure they’re easy to grow, low-maintenance, and reliable producers!
👉 Step two is the secret sauce to actually producing a significant amount of food from a not-so-significant space. 👈
STEP THREE:
Now it’s time to design your veggie plot! Whether you’re working with what you’ve got or starting fresh, I’ll guide you through creating a setup that minimises work while maximising productivity.
The result? Fresh, homegrown produce without the endless hours! 🌱
STEP FOUR:
Watering is crucial, but when time is tight it gets skipped—and plants suffer. That’s why automating watering is key in the “Lazy Gardener” method.
In step four, I’ll show you how to automate with ease, whether you start low-tech or go all in with a full auto-watering system. You’ll feel confident getting it done! 💧
STEP FIVE:
Now for the fun part—actually growing the veg! I’ll guide you through planting, caring for, and harvesting your “Lazy Gardener Approved” veggies with just the essential info, so you can avoid feeling overwhelmed and instead just enjoy the process and your harvests. 🥳
But can you really grow veg in just minutes each day?
I get it—it’s a bold claim.
But what if I told you that, aside from setup and the odd annual task, you really only need 15 minutes a day to grow fresh, homegrown produce?
In fact, let me give you a sneak peek at one of the printable sheets from the guide—it breaks down exactly how much time you’ll spend and the selection of tasks you’ll be doing! ⏳🌱
You won't be doing every task every day...
One day, you might pull a few weeds.
The next, you’ll clear out a couple of spent plants.
Later in the week, you’ll replant with a fresh layer of mulch.
A few days later, you’ll sow some seeds...
But how is it possible?
1️⃣ We only grow “Lazy Gardener Approved” veggies.
These are easy to grow, low-maintenance, and high-yielding, so you spend more time harvesting and less time just trying to keep plants alive! 🌱
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2️⃣ Weeds don’t stand a chance.
Traditional plant spacing (like what’s on the back of seed packets) leaves big gaps where weeds thrive. Instead, we use "Lazy Gardener Footprints"— the perfect plant spacing to maximise harvests while minimising bare soil, leaving weeds with nowhere to grow.
And if one or two sneak through, you’ll have so few that you can pull them in seconds while harvesting dinner. 🍽️
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3️⃣ We set things up the RIGHT way.
We make sure your plot is set up so it's quick and easy to tend, meaning daily tasks take minutes, not hours.
I guide you through choosing the best location, making sure it’s easy to access, improving soil health, and automating watering—all before a single plant goes in the ground.
And don’t worry if you already have a veg plot—I’ll show you exactly how to tweak what you’ve got to make it just as effortless! 🌱
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So really, the question isn’t “Can you grow veg in just minutes a day?”—it’s “How could it possibly take longer when you use the Lazy Gardener method?”
Unless, of course, you’re just enjoying being out in your beautiful garden… 🌿☀️
Here’s what you’ll receive when you purchase “The Lazy Gardeners Guide to Growing Your Own”...
The complete 92-page ebook where I teach you my five step "Lazy Gardener" method that will have you:
🌱 Setting up your garden the right way so it’s easy to tend and even easier to water
🌱 Learning only the key information you need to actually grow the food you want, because no one needs to know the nine key tomato trellising options and the seven different ways to prune them…
🌱 Growing only the plants that are easy, require little effort from you, and, most importantly, give you a massive yield for the effort you’ve put in (no more months and months of growing potatoes to only have enough for half a Sunday dinner…)
Plus FOUR free gifts...
The Lazy Gardener's Printable Sheets are the only four gardening worksheets you’ll need to implement the “Lazy Gardener” method.
📝 These simple, no-fuss printables will help you focus on the key decisions and actions that actually matter.
By using them, you’ll avoid feeling overwhelmed and stay on track with minimal effort. They’re the perfect companion to make your gardening journey easier and more efficient from day one.
The Lazy Gardener’s Mini Guide to Essential Tools
Your no-nonsense guide to starting with the right tools—no clutter, no overspending and no overwhelm.
✂️ Essential tools only: The key tools you need to start growing, with no unnecessary extras.
✂️ Easy to follow: A simple, straightforward kit that sets you up for success—without the confusion.
The Lazy Gardener’s Mini Guide to Attracting Pollinators
Your essential guide to inviting some of nature's hardest workers into your garden, the "Lazy Gardener" way!
🐝 Easy to implement: Simple, low-effort tips to make your garden a pollinator-friendly haven.
🐝 Boost your harvests: Attracting pollinators leads to more veg and healthier plants, all while helping save these important creatures.
The Lazy Gardener’s Mini Guide to Effortless Composting
Learn how to turn garden waste and kitchen scraps into rich, soil-boosting compost with minimal effort.
🪴 Save money: Create top-notch compost at home, cutting out the need for expensive store-bought bags.
🪴 Easy method: Learn a simple, low-maintenance technique to deal with kitchen scraps and garden waste.
🪴 Better results: Homemade compost is far superior, packed with all the nutrients your plants crave helping them thrive!
The “The Lazy Gardeners Guide to Growing Your Own” and free gifts are all instant PDF downloads, so you can start learning right away!
You’ll have immediate access to everything—whether you prefer reading on your phone, tablet, or laptop, or even printing them out for easy reference in the garden. It's all at your fingertips, ready when you are!
Got a question?
🪴 I don’t have a garden, only a balcony, patio, or deck—will this still work for me?
Absolutely! You can grow a surprising amount on a balcony or patio.
In the guide, I cover exactly which plants are perfect for smaller spaces, so you can still enjoy fresh, homegrown produce no matter the size of your space.
🌎 Will the information work for my gardening zone/climate/country?
The guide is primarily tailored for gardeners in the UK, US, Canada, and other countries with a similar climate (frosts in winter and a distinct summer season).
It’s best suited for gardening zones 6 through 9 (I’m in zone 8, for reference), but the principles and methods can be adapted to a range of climates.
💻 Is this a digital product only?
Yes! You’ll get instant access to the product (just give it a minute to process).
Everything is delivered as PDFs, so you can read them on your phone, tablet, laptop, or even print them out if you prefer.
No physical product will be sent.
💚 What if I’m not happy with the product?
I want you to be happy with your purchase! If for any reason you're not satisfied, just email me athello@coadmicrofarm.co.uk, and we’ll either resolve the issue or arrange a refund.